I Am Neurotic (And So Are You)

I cannot leave the sliding mirror/door open in my bathroom at night while I am sleeping, or else the ghost that lives in my house will act up and I will never fall asleep.

Yes, there is a ghost that lives in my house.

Fact 1: He runs water in my bathroom while the door is closed.

Face 2: He types on the keyboard when nobody is in the computer room.

Face 3: He turns on the light in the spare room if he thinks we haven’t been in there in a while.

Face 4: At night, when he is out and about, Dakota (my dog) will hide under the bed and refuse to come out.

I don’t like him out and about at night while I am trying to sleep, and he’ll leave me alone if that sliding door to my closet is closed. Neurotic: perhaps. Practical: yes.

It was brought to my attention while shopping in Urban Outfitters that Lianna Kong wrote a book about all these peoples’ neurotic traits. I felt the need to contribute my bit.

Looking back at it, I wish that I had bought it…