Cat Please!

I am searching for a cat; however, my family is very picky. It needs the following qualifications to be a match for our house...

1. Sweet
2. Playful
3. Gets along with dogs
4. Spayed or Neutered
5. Caught up on all its shots
6. Declawed (don’t ask, it’s just what my mom wants)
7. No initial cost
8. Comes with money for all future expenditures
9. Orange tabby

If you find a cat like that, please let me know.

Thanks!